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— You know what they call a 2-by-4 in Switzerland? They call it a lambourde.

— Because of the metric system?

— Check this out. In Switzerland, they sell lumber by the meter. And you know what they call a quarter-inch chisel?

— A lambourde ?

— Nah, a chisel's a chisel but they call it le chisel.